Wedded Bliss

"I honor you for being married to me." Mr F says

"It must be..." He continues

"Not worth it." I finish.

And then we laughed.

Really, really, hard.

Our Hallmark Moments

In the midst of a typical potty humored Saturday morning, Mr F saunters over and kisses Mrs F on the cheek.

"We have our special love."  He sweetly says.

"Special... cause it's nonexistent."  Mrs F replies.

laughter ensues

Man Hater

While Mr F was putting Kid to bed I popped in to say goodnight.

"Mom wouldn't you like to switch?" Kid asked hoping I'd lie with her for awhile, then she continued with...

"I hate lying next to a.... [long pause]....man."

Isn't It Romantic

"Ever wonder what my old lady hairstyle is going to be?" I ask Mr F across our candlelit table for two

"Um... not really." Mr F responds

"Do you ever wonder what mine will be?" He quickly adds with a glint in his eye

Ahhh... The Romance

"What's wrong with you.. your stomach hurts?" Mr F asks
"It's probably from looking at you." Mrs F replies