Mom You're Always Online!

Yeah that's true...
except:
when I'm nursing the baby
changing her diaper
dressing her
making my breakfast
feeding the baby
taking a shower
getting dressed
making your breakfast
getting you dressed
making my shopping list
making your lunch
taking you to school
doing errands
doing the laundry
nursing the baby
putting the baby to sleep
putting away the groceries
changing the baby's diaper
feeding the baby
eating lunch
picking you up from school
paying bills
vacuuming
nursing the baby
putting the baby to sleep
feeding the baby
reading you books
dancing with you
crafting you heirloom quality nylon pigs
making dinner
eating dinner
working out
and nursing the baby...
but yeah the rest of the time I'm ALWAYS online!