"Let's get your shoes on, Dad's driving you to school." I say to Kid this morning.
"He is?" Kid asks surprised.
"Have you seen me this morning? I'm not even dressed." I return.
"I don't even have a bra on." I continue.
Kid grabs my neckline and quickly looks down my shirt.
"You don't wear a bra at night? I thought women wore their bras all the time." Kid says.
"Nope. They're really uncomfortable to sleep in." I explain.
"So your boobs are just sloped?" Kid asks.
"I think that men would find that really unattracting." Kid speculates.