These are fast fading, something I'd like to remember...
ointmeal is made of oints of course. (She stands by this... those are OINTS not oats!)
So are "canola" bars.
Apple cinnamon oatmeal = apple corn ointmeal (for obvious reasons)
noodlecorns = unicorns.
She actually used to say that right until we got a unicorn figurine with a curly horn and she realized those aren't horns they are fusili... so they've been noodlecorns ever since.
leprechaun = apricots.
"Can I have some of those leprechaun things?"
It took me a long time to realize what she wanted the first time she asked for that. It was probably just bad timing that I brought home a bag of dried apricots around St. Patricks Day.