She Does Have A Point

"I have to take my underwear and pants off... my underwear is giving me lines." Kid explains as she drops trou in my office.

Then she strips off her socks and shirt.

"Your underwear is giving you lines... so.... you have to get completely nude?" I ask.

"It shows off my necklace better." Kid states and runs out of the room.

True enough.

You Wish Your Saturday Was This Exciting

"Look what Dad found!" Kid exclaims, as she throws her coat onto the living room floor.

"I'm so excited I'm not even doing my chores* right now!" She continues.

"Wow, then you must be that excited everyday." Mr F replies under his breath.



* one of her very few chores is to hang up her coat!