"Can I write 'Ruby is HOT' on this?" Kid asks.
"Nooooo. God! I don't even want you to say that." I reply gaging a little.
"Kids can't be hot." I explain.
"Can kids be sexy?" Kid inquires.
This after Kid ran out of school and blurted...
"I've decided which boy in school to have a crush on!"
"You did? Does he know?"
"Well, sort of. I did tell him I'd kiss him if I beat him in a race."
Thankfully, for all of us, he won.

