Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

"Why are there two lunch bags?" Kid asked

"I'm not sure if you can have the Hello Kitty one it might be poisonous, I need to check." I replied

Kid asks "Why would someone put something poisonous in a lunch bag?"

And I reply "I don't know honey, I don't know" shaking my head.

"Who are they some freaking assholes that don't like kids?" Kid retorts

Something like that....