Who Said Muffintops Aren't Hot

Kid had a lunch time playdate today with a friend after school today. I was in such a rush to get her (having completely forgotten that she in fact had a half day of school today) that I left a pot of boiling water on the stove while I was out. So when I finally got back and realized what I'd done I was a bit frazzled. Fortunately we were only gone about 20 minutes or so and I had left the lid on so we didn't burn down the house.

I proceeded to make the kids pasta and was still kind of shaky I suppose because when the buzzer sounded and I went to drain the pasta.... I inadvertently missed the sink by about 2 inches. And I poured boiling water directly on my MUFFINTOP... you know... because it was sticking out that extra inch or so.

Boiling water is motherfucking hot folks. And since I was holding the pot I couldn't immediately remove the shirt that was now soaked in boiling water and was continuing to cook my flesh. By the time I realized the reason it was still burning was due to the shirt it was too late and I had really burned my skin.

Thank god it was on my stretch marks and not my virgin flesh or I'd be really pissed right now.