Out Of The Office

Field trip today.

6 hours spent with the teacher.

This should be interesting.

And by interesting... I do mean AWKWARD.

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We're back. I need coffee and pound cake. And some reruns of The Office.

We're all alive... barely. The teacher issues were nothing compared to the torrential downpour while driving down a winding mountain road on the way home... washed out roads.... zero visibility... hydroplaning. Someone else's kid in my car. Getting lost because it was raining so hard I couldn't read the road signs. Baby screaming because the storm was so loud it was shaking our car.

I thought my brain was going to explode from concentrating so hard.

Maybe I'll spike that coffee...