I can't promise that I am completely over this... it has not been a linear progression thus far... but I think things are getting better.
Here are some things to ponder...
#1 How much weight do you think I lost?
1.5 pounds! WTF?! (we all know a pound a day would have only been fair)
Of course Mr F, that lucky bastard, lost 4 pounds in 2 days.
#2 What do you think my house looks like with 2 parents down all week and 2 healthy kids?
Like it was tossed by crazed Lilliputians.
Your lucky I'm not posting pictures... they might cause your brain to explode.