"How was your marriage?" Kid asks looming one inch from my face.
"How was my marriage... or how was my wedding day?" I ask seeking clarity.
"Your marriage." Kid replies.
"Well, you've borne witness to it your whole life." I return.
"Yes, but I don't know about the sexy moments at midnight." Kid says mysteriously.
Mr F and I laugh (while gagging).
"Well, usually at midnight we're done watching Lost and go to bed." I inform her.
"Dad in your room... and me with your sister." I continue.
"It's very sexy." I add.
I pray that that thwarts her for now...