Sunday, September 26, 2010

Please Hit Me With Lightening Now

"How was your marriage?" Kid asks looming one inch from my face.

"How was my marriage... or how was my wedding day?" I ask seeking clarity.

"Your marriage." Kid replies.

"Well, you've borne witness to it your whole life." I return.

"Yes, but I don't know about the sexy moments at midnight." Kid says mysteriously.

Mr F and I laugh (while gagging).

"Well, usually at midnight we're done watching Lost and go to bed." I inform her.

"Dad in your room... and me with your sister." I continue.

"It's very sexy." I add.

Kid cackles.

I pray that that thwarts her for now...


Jenny The Bold said...

"On that bed front we finally have Baby's room put together and she's moving out of my bed this week... thank the lord " you can finally resume your sexy moment at midnight.

You are scaring me of the years to come!

Brina said...

i thought you might enjoy this video - just stumbled across it on one cool thing a day and that almost right after i read your post! it sure had me laughing out loud:

ps: feel free to delete if you don't think it's as hilarious as i think it is ;)

Mrs Furious said...

Jenny The Bold,
"You are scaring me of the years to come!"
Oh it's scary. Berry Berry Scary.

That is hilarious. Thanks :)

julie said...

Uh yeah, I'd be afraid to have any sexy moments if I were you...Kid could be lurking in the shadows.

She is totally cracking me up.

Kelly said...

Wow...that is hilarious. Kid is so intelligent.

Deb said...

She is freaking me out. This is precisely the kind of thing that worried me about having a girl.

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