Please Hit Me With Lightening Now

"How was your marriage?" Kid asks looming one inch from my face.

"How was my marriage... or how was my wedding day?" I ask seeking clarity.

"Your marriage." Kid replies.

"Well, you've borne witness to it your whole life." I return.

"Yes, but I don't know about the sexy moments at midnight." Kid says mysteriously.

Mr F and I laugh (while gagging).

"Well, usually at midnight we're done watching Lost and go to bed." I inform her.

"Dad in your room... and me with your sister." I continue.

"It's very sexy." I add.

Kid cackles.

I pray that that thwarts her for now...