Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Chicken Shit

"How is it that one day you get married and put a ring on your finger, and the next you can get pregnant?" Kid asks.

"Yeah... hmm..." Mrs F stutters trying to buy some time.

"That is weird... no one really knows." She finishes, ashamed of herself, but also partly relieved.

3 comments:

Smitty said...

I think I'll sit my kids down and make them watch Monty Python's Meaning of Life. That'll do the trick. They'll never ask again.

I will also eagerly await a visit from CPS as my kids sing "Every Sperm Is Sacred" in school.

Marie said...

Oh god! My oldest is 7 and wants to know how the baby REALLY gets in the moms tummy...and how can some people have babies and not be married and how is she part her dad when she was in my tummy?? Fortunately, the time she has asked has been at family gatherings so it hasn't been appropriate to discuss..Unfortunately it will need to be discussed..ugh!!

It was so much easier explaining how the baby got out of the tummy...no problems with that...but getting in there...god help me.

And on a side note, out of the blue she said "Mommy, I think you should get me my own computer so i can do some online dating since I cant really date yet"....

Mrs Furious said...

Smitty,
there's no way that plan could backfire! ;)

marie,
""Mommy, I think you should get me my own computer so i can do some online dating since I cant really date yet""
LOL
Aw jeez... you've got a Kid on your hands!

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