Thursday, May 2, 2013

At Least We're Modeling Appropriate Conflict Resolution Skills (Now With Disclaimer!!!)

"Hey we should go up to that guy and say...

'Fuck you!

I hate you!

If you cut down those trees...

I'm going to kill you!'"

Baby exclaimed,

as we drove past a tree service removing a tree

at an abandoned office complex.








Disclaimer:  I'm almost ALWAYS being sarcastic... the only way to misread my posts is to read them literally.  If you don't have a sense of humor and tend to read things as they are written, this isn't a good post for you.  

15 comments:

lindalou said...

This is not funny, really
I know u hate me because i wrote a comment before that you did not like and you and your husband let me have it

Your blog is like an accident along the road that i cant look away from.

I wish you would make it private

You really should think about removing this entry.
There is enough violence in the world!
And coming from a 5 year old is nothing to brag about.

Get ready to write more letters to people in authority
Because it looks like your youngest will struggle in society as well as your oldest

And so sadly for them. It is you that is making them maladjusted!!!

Thank god you gave up the notion of adopting.

Stay away from the innocent children!

Now come and get me and make fun of me and threaten me like your so good at doing!

OhioMom said...

Or . . . she can keep her blog public for those of us who truly enjoy her writing and you can exercise self restraint and stay away.

Mrs. Furious - thanks for blogging about real life, instead of the Disneyfied "life is perfect" version that is typical of mommy blogs.

lindalou said...

Wow you're defending this... Just wow.
Its not cute or funny.

5 year olds dont say fuck

Its nothing to post publicly about

She can make her blog private

As long as its public. I will read it and continue to be so grateful shes not going to adopt.

This is NOT funny people

Its a violent comment that she heard from her parents admittedly!!!!!!
Defending this is condoning it!!!

Just WOW !


Kellie said...

Ok. Let's not get all up in arms. You are entitled to your opinion, but if all of this bothers you then you should not read her blog.

This is her corner of the world and she can write what she wants. If people disagree with it they don't have to read it.

Also, people don't mean every single thing they say. I know I have said 'I'm going to kill so and so", but I certainly don't mean it. And clearly neither does Mrs. F unless she is a cunning serial killer. Baby is young and children say things they don't fully understand or mean all the time...so do some adults actually.

She's keeping it real and in my opinion there isn't enough real in the world right now.

Mrs Furious said...

5 year olds dont say fuck

5 years old don't, but 6 years olds do.

bwahahahahaha.

take life a little less seriously.

I do appreciate that while I hardly ever blog, you have remained such a loyal reader.

Smitty said...

Trolls must feel so great to be so superior. It is also an amazing troll ability to read into peoples' minds and see the future to be able to make certain predictions and judgment calls. It's like a super power, really.

A troll's ability to conflate correlation with causation is, however, their most remarkable ability.

Perhaps one of my own children, whom many a troll is convinced will have stunted growth for a number of "reasons," will grow up to be an evolutionary biologist, with a specific focus on the development of trolls. Such an interesting breed that my own apparently inferior intellect misunderstands.

Smitty said...

She can make her blog private

As long as its public. I will read it and continue to...


I love that statement so much!! "IT'S YOUR FAULT I READ AND SAY THINGS ON YOUR BLOG!!"

Mrs Furious said...

lindalou,
I wasn't actually reading your comments... just skimmed for the way over the top gist...
but now I see that you read this post literally. I'm kind of confounded... I was making a JOKE about her hearing us say that. No, we didn't ever say that ourselves. I was referring to a general level of sarcasm and exaggerated dramatic responses to things. They are said in humor and so was her statement. Jeez, I'd think after like a decade of blogging that would have been clear by now.

For your future reading you should know... I'm almost ALWAYS being sarcastic... the only way to misread my posts is to read them literally.

julie said...

Dear Lindalou,
Fuck you.

Sorry I just had to do that.;)

Julie said...

Mrs F, the Julie above is me. Apparently, I have 2 google accounts. I guess I forgot about that.

Anyway, this post reminds me that I have been meaning to tell you that I got that hilarious text several weeks ago of Baby saying the F-bomb. I think it was text...I think it went to my cell phone.

lindalou said...

Wow
Thick as thieves!

Wonder if that is an appropriate comment.

Great communication skills.

For the record. I have 4 children
Both of my sons are physicians 1 is a pediatric neurologist.
My daughter has Down syndrome. I have a bit of life experience,

I am having great fun seeing the self righteous come and get me. All the good moms !!

Proud of yourself? Julie

I regret nothing. You are showing your true colors!

Julie said...

I am having great fun seeing the self righteous come and get me. All the good moms !!

Proud of yourself? Julie

I regret nothing. You are showing your true colors!


huh?
Oh now I get it. I thought your comment to me was in reference to my long comment to you on Mrs. F's next post.
That's a fair response to what I wrote. I was just being facetious, but I don't think you and I have the same kind of sense of humor.

Julie said...

It is you that is making them maladjusted!!!
That is actually really funny.

Thank god you gave up the notion of adopting.
Stay away from the innocent children!

This is just a mean thing to say anybody...which in turn kind of makes it funny.

-amy said...

Lindalou, I count 3 children in that description. Two sons and a daughter. Because their numbers include physicians we are to infer that they are well adjusted? Do you think they may have to interact with people whose parenting styles don't agree with yours? Hopefully they have learned to publicly scold and shame any they don't agree with. This is definitely the proper way to engage with people. Demanding grace and class while modeling the opposite is extremely rich, and I'm sure even you can recognize the poor manners in doing so. Your comments are public and are, quite frankly, very rude.

Mrs. F, hope things are going well this week. Missed all of this with some family medical misadventures. Our favorite family saying comes from my then 5-yr-old as he was drifting off to sleep: "You fuckers are beautiful!"

xo,

Mrs Furious said...

amy,
Demanding grace and class while modeling the opposite is extremely rich, and I'm sure even you can recognize the poor manners in doing so."
thank you.
lindalou has been dealt a big ol' dose of "karma's a bitch". The best part is knowing that she can't help but read it all ;)

I'm sorry someone has been sick/hurt/etc. I hope everything is all right.

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