The other night while eating dinner,
I was slightly disgusted at the way Kid was using her knife
to shovel as much food as possible onto her fork.
"Jeez, what are you a Revolutionary War soldier eating in a tavern?"
I said by way of reprimand.
Without blinking an eye,
Kid raised her fist in the air and shouted out...
"Huzzah for George Washington!"
I nearly spit out my food in honor of such
a perfect, well timed, brilliant comeback.
3 comments:
I think the real pressing question about your parenting is why you allow trees at the dining table? Those things belong OUTDOORS MADAM! Your dendraphilic lifestyle is damaging to all who are force to behold you, I cannot look away from such strange and anti-social behavior, shame on you! Shame!
bwahaha
There is no end to the humor from all this. I'm milking it as long as possible!
"Jeez, what are you a Revolutionary War soldier eating in a tavern?" LOL!
You're really damaging her. Look at that sad face at the table.
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