I'm sick. SO sick, it is crazy.
First, on Saturday, while I was doing the taxes I felt weird and dizzy.
And I had a sore throat.
But, I actually thought...
this might just be tax induced psychosomatic illness.
You know, like during finals in college
when I would inexplicable turn into a narcoleptic.
(really)
So, I did what I always do: ate a bunch of high sugar simple carbs.
No effect.
Right now, looking back, at this point,
I cannot believe I made myself workout for 70 minutes yesterday.
I could have died!
Anyway, back to Saturday...
Every single time, my strange reaction to sickness catches me off guard,
and usually results in my doing something dumb
that could make me break my own legs off.
So, the weird thing for me, is that I never get a fever.
NEVER (ok, rarely)
I've even had raging infections...
dizzy, shaking with chills, red streaks...
and NO fever.
On the rare occasion I have gotten a fever...
I pass out, hit my head
(on a radiator, a marble counter, the kitchen floor...)
and have to be monitored for a concussion.
TRUE STORY.
Does anyone else suffer from this strange malady?
I'm talking like a fever of 100 degrees not 105.
It's weird.
So anyway, I'm glad we are on break
and I don't have to get behind the wheel.
Because I feel deranged.
I mean, it's a cold. A cold, people...
but I feel like someone has extracted part of my brain
in a cruel science experiment.
So, that's where I am at.
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Monday, April 7, 2014
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