With these rules you too can have an anal vacation!
#1 behold the order and cleanliness of a clean slate..


#2 unpack... EVERYTHING... do not leave socks or floaties or what-have-you in the bottom of your bag

verdict: Kid has complied!
#3 put all your toiletries in the bathroom... out of the Ziplocs you packed them in!

verdict: guess who did NOT comply? hint: it was Mr F!
#5 everyone gets a drawer and the bottom drawer is for dirty clothes (when there is not enough drawers an empty bag placed in the bottom of a closet can be for dirty clothes)

verdict: complied!
#6 shoes go in the closet!

verdict: complied
#7 if you are fortunate enough to have lots of drawers you need a little one for receipts (critical at Disney where you'll get one big bill)

verdict: complied!
#8 like items should be stored in the same area!

verdict: complied!

verdict: Baby is NOT complying!
#9 trash in the trash can

verdict: complied!
#10 do not leave stuff on the floor! (yes I'm aware of the irony of this coming from me)

verdict: Mr F has NOT complied!
Here's the deal... you've seen our house. When I'm on vacation what I don't want is a bunch of unseemly chaos. This causes a
little bit of tension with Mr F who thinks we are on
vacation. What he doesn't know is that this is a test. If we can't keep things picked up and orderly when we are only dealing with our essentials... have like 3 toys.. and don't have to cook then we are freaking doomed! I get a little psychotic about this. What Mr F doesn't like to face is the brutal truth... that
he isn't the *clean* one. And trust me this fact is immediately apparent!