I Don't Want To Be Here Anymore

I don't want to deal with this anymore.

The property line.

I mean REALLY. I hate confrontation and they've pushed me to have to do it several times a day for the last three days.

I've spent nearly an entire day mowing my lawn, like a damn covert mission, to keep tabs on their bogus construction. I'm exhausted. And probably burnt.

I just want to sell my house.

And this is not going to help. At all.



Dear Neighbor,

Please move your excavator slightly to the left, and out of view, so potential buyers don't get freaked out. Please, I beg of you.

P.S Just because you are soft spoken does not mean you aren't also a self serving asshole.



Also...


Dear Master of The Universe,

Lice at school? Again? Seriously? Right now?

P.S. Is it true that I have been cursed? Is there an antidote?



Mr F is looking at a house tonight. Possibly making an offer. Not a foreclosure. Two mortgages. Goody.