Baby made it about 8 feet off the porch before she just gave up in a heap. See her head sticking out just past that bush?
Don't worry Kid came back for her and packed down a 200 foot track for her to follow back to their "fort".
Update to add:
Have you ever run through a foot of snow in your socks? Because you suddenly heard the shrieks of death coming out of your two year old?
Lost my slippers in the first 5 feet from the back steps.
Kid can only find one.
I now have hypothermia.
Oh and there was nothing wrong with her.
And, yes, "crying wolf" has now been officially defined for them.
