Today was a two shower day.
You know the kind where you take one shower in the morning to get clean... and another one... later... so that you don't kill somebody?
Yeah that was me this evening.
"I'm taking a shower. You guys are driving me crazy." Mrs F mutters as she approaches the bathroom.
"Prepare for what you will find in the shower." Kid says ominously
Oh Jesus Christ... what the hell does that mean?!