Thursday, October 16, 2008

Deductions

"You know why my underwear is not on my butt... or in my pants... but is in the laundry room?" Kid asks

Hmm... let me guess...

"Cause you peed in it a little bit?" Mrs F states fairly confidently having just watched as Kid took the time to locate the remote and pause her show before running a full speed to the bathroom.

"There were some drops of pee in it." Kid confirms and then jogs her naked ass cheeks back to the TV.

6 comments:

Julie said...

So cute.

They can still get away with lounging around naked at this age.

ummmhello said...

Hahaha.... I just heard something eerily similar at my house!

Jennifer said...

Um yeh, wanna hear this one? Small boy came up to me and had his boxers in his hand and says .. what do you want me to do with these? Is this a trick question I ask. I want them on your body. To which he responds .. I can't .. I sharted. I cocked my head to the side .. you sharted? He says, yeh, you know I shit a little when I farted ... sharted ...

9 years old ...

yeh.

Gigs said...

Cheers for the underwear optional household! Some of our families most hilarious times were after baths when my boys enjoyed their "naked time" — running around, singing and dancing in their birthday suits. What's cuter than that? As my oldest became a more mature 7 year old, he held a washcloth in front of his unmentionables and annointed himself "Lord Loincloth". Maybe you had to be there, but we still laugh about that one...

Mrs Furious said...

Kid is like a lecherous old man... any chance she gets she's nude ;)

Missives From Suburbia said...

LOL!!

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