Maybe The Best Meme Of All Time

That's right folks, I'm busy hanging pictures and I'm dialing it in today. I stumbled upon this meme and decided to rip it off. Enjoy.


The stuff that’s true is in BOLD.

Appearance:
- I am 5′4 or shorter.
- I think I’m ugly.
- I have many scars.... to put it mildly
- I tan easily.
- I wish my hair was a different color.
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
- I have a tattoo.
- I am self-conscious about my appearance. unclothed ;)
- I have/I’ve had braces.
- I wear glasses.
- I’d get/have gotten plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. Oh you better believe it... I probably will.
- I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger. Drunk strangers count... right?
- I have had more than 2 piercings. Like a goddamn idiot I have 2 in one ear & 3 in the other... it was the early 90s what can I say?
- I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
- I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:
- I’ve sworn at my parents. What did you expect?!
- I’ve run away from home.
- I’ve been kicked out of the house.
- My biological parents are together.
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I want to have kids someday.
- I have children.
- I’ve lost a child.

Embarrassment:
- I’ve slipped out a “LOL” in a spoken conversation. Old habits die hard ;)
- Disney movies still make me cry. Word.
- I’ve snorted while laughing.
- I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried. Often.
- I’ve glued my hand to something.
- I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
- I’ve had my trousers rip in public.

Health:
- I was born with a disease/impairment.
- I‘ve had stitches. Plenty - o.
- I’ve broken a bone.
- I’ve had my tonsils removed.
- I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
- I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
- I’ve had serious surgery.
- I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:
- I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day. Many, many, times... typically 600 in a day.
- I’ve been on a plane.
- I’ve been to Canada.
- I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
- I’ve been to Japan.
- I’ve been to Europe.
- I’ve been to Africa.

Experiences:
- I’ve been lost in my city. Here?... Yes.
- I’ve seen a shooting star.
- I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
- I’ve pushed all the buttons in a lift.
- I’ve been to a casino.
- I’ve been skydiving.
- I’ve gone skinny dipping.
- I’ve played spin the bottle.
- I’ve crashed a car. I hit black ice on I-80 back when I was 20... I couldn't drive on the freeways without having panic attacks for a couple of years afterwards even though I was not injured at all.
- I’ve been skiing. Only cross-country.
- I’ve been in a play. Um... I'm assuming my 1st and 2nd grade performances count? Oh I also did a sock puppet performance of Beckett's "Endgame" in college... and got at A... so that definitely counts!
- I’ve met someone in person from the Internet. I've met bloggers!
- I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue. Many, many, times.
- I’ve seen the Northern Lights. In Northern Michigan.
- I’ve sat on a roof top at night. In NYC.
- I’ve played chicken.
- I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- I’ve eaten Sushi.
- I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:
- I’m single.
- I’m in a relationship.
- I’m available.
- I’m engaged.
- I’m married.
- I’ve gone on a blind date.
- I have a fear of abandonment. That is certainly what is underneath my "I'll leave you" type defense mechanism.
- I’ve been divorced.
- I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back. Uh... yeah... isn't that what college is for?
- I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
- I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
- I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality:
- I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
- I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
- I’ve had sex with someone of the same gender.
- I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
- I am a cuddler.
- I’ve been kissed in the rain.
- I’ve had sex outdoors.
- I’ve hugged a stranger.
- I have kissed a stranger.
- I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:
- I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
- I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t. ... weekly as of late...
- I have lied to my parents about where I am.
- I am keeping a secret from the world. Haha.. just kidding.
- I’ve cheated while playing a game.
- I’ve cheated on a test.
- I’ve driven through a red light.
- I’ve witnessed a crime.
- I’ve been in a fist fight.
- I’ve been arrested.
- I’ve shoplifted. Recently actually... but I didn't know it until I got to the car... and no I did not go back into Target and return the sunscreen... I kept it.

Drugs/Alcohol:
- I’ve consumed alcohol.
- I smoke cigarettes.
- I smoke pot. Past tense.
- I regularly drink.
- I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
- I’ve taken cough medicine when i wasn’t sick. I did take Nyquil this week because I couldn't find my Unisom... does that count?
- I’ve done hard drugs.
- I’ve been addicted to an illegal substance.
- I can’t swallow pills. I can but I have an awful gag reflex and it can take several attempts... number one reason I don't take vitamins.
- I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem. (I don’t believe I’ve ever tried this.)

Mental health:
- I have been diagnosed with depression.
- I shut others out when I’m depressed. I used to more... now I think I'm pretty up front about it ;)
- I take anti-depressants.
- I have had an eating disorder.
- I’ve slept an entire day when I didn’t need it.
- I’ve hurt myself on purpose.
- I’m addicted to self harm.
- I’ve woken up crying.

Death:
- I’m afraid of dying. YES. I didn't used to be... but since having kids this would be my biggest fear outside of having them die.
- I hate funerals.
- I’ve seen someone dying.
- I have attempted suicide.
- Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
- Someone close to me has committed suicide.

Random:
- I can sing well.
- I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others too easily. What do you think?
- I watch the news.
-I don’t kill bugs.
- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
- I swear regularly.
- I am a morning person.
- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
- I’m a snob about grammar.
- I am a sports fanatic.
- I play with my hair.
- I have/had “x”s in my screen name.
- I love being neat.
- I love Spam.
- I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
- I don’t know how to shoot a gun.
- I am in love with love.
- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
- I laugh at my own jokes. Daily.
- I eat fast food weekly. Ahem.
- I believe in ghosts.
- I am online 24/7, even as an away message. It sure does seem that way.
- I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room.
- I am really ticklish.
- I love white chocolate.
- I bite my nails.
- I play video games.
- I’m good at remembering faces.
- I’m good at remembering names.
- I’m good at remembering dates.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.