"Oh I hope he's not going to be all ruthless on my mouth." Mrs F muses to Mr F about her upcoming dental appointment.
"He won't be... your teeth won't be as bad as mine." Mr F replies
"Well you're not a dentist." Mrs F mutters.
"No... I haven't flossed in a year... I don't even brush as frequently as I used to." Mr F says with conviction.
Mrs F chokes on her water
"I can't tell you how many nights I'm just like "screw it I'm going to bed". Mr F continues
Good to know.