Wednesday, December 15, 2010

She's Nothing If Not Thorough

Baby walks into the kitchen.

Her hand is firmly placed down her pants in her butt crack.

(Just setting the scene)

"What are you doing?" Mrs F asks.

"My butt itches." Baby replies.

"Oh. Okay, well, your butt is germ-y... so... I need you to go wash your hands." Mrs F explains.

"OKAY!" Baby yells enthusiastically and runs top speed for the bathroom.

Several minutes later Baby emerges from the bathroom.

"I washed my hands, Mom." Baby announces.

"Great, thanks." Mrs F replies.

"Don't worry, they're not germ-y, I used your toothbrush!" Baby says excitedly.

17 comments:

Jenny The Bold said...

HILARIOUS!

lucinda said...

I can't stop laughing!

Kiki said...

....but are you telling him....that is the question?? Heehee!!! I'm thinking you're just lucky she told you she did it....

Gigs said...

Bwahahaha! That's classic. Good thing you've got an honest kid there...

Nutmeg said...

I'm with Gigs. Just lucky she TOLD you.

And WHAT IS it with Itchy butts. I swear to god my butt doesn't itch as much as E's.

Andrea said...

I just lost a mouthful of water on my desk, this is hilarious.

Claire said...

Can't wait until Mr. F reads this!!!

TotallyFried said...

that is too funny!! I couldnt stop laughing

Mrs Furious said...

Mr F just found out... he's not laughing. Especially since it happened 3 days ago ;)

I did sterilize it.

Claire said...

I'm laughing more now because I had to scroll down to get the part about sterilizing it!!!!

Bob said...

At least she told you.

Mr Furious said...

Let ME set a scene...

I read the blog this afternoon, and later on the phone with Mrs F, I say, "Fine. I just got a new toothbrush at the dentist yesterday that I was saving. I'll toss my old one, break out the new one and everything's fine..."

Mrs F: "That wasn't today, it was three days ago."

Me (after a significant pause): "Because I'm at work, I can't give you the reaction you deserve."

Mrs F: "What's that?"

Me: "Outrage."

Gigs said...

Mr. F., at least it was just her hands she scrubbed, and not her actual rear... Does that make it any more palatable? Now go give your wife a big ol' kiss with that mouth... ;)

G in Berlin said...

Love it:).

Deb said...

I'm not sure which part was funnier--the post or Mr. F's comment.

Nutmeg said...

I know what we should do... chip in and get a Nail brush/soap dish set for the Furious house hold this christmas!

Julie said...

Awesome. Damn that girl is funny. Like her mama.

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