Don't worry Bi0nicw0man yours is next!
I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: Broccoli
2. Bakery: Blueberry Muffin (just one... for me)
3. Meat: Pork Tenderloin
4. Frozen: Van's Hearty Oat Maple Fusion Waffles
5. Dairy: 1/2 & 1/2
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?
(you all know I'm just wearing what I have on today tomorrow anyway)
1. Underwear
2. Nursing Nightgown (no seriously it is HOT)
3. Socks
If I was to listen in on your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. Where's Mama?.. Boo!
2. Thank You (yes... I'm surprisingly polite!)
3. Badass
4. Interesting...
5. That's Unusual
So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?
1. Being with my kids
2. eating every 2 hours
3. laughing
We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. Talking on The Phone
2. Baking
3. Working Out
4. Reading
5. Writing a New Post
We are going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. Elephants
2. Gorillas... Love to watch them nurse their babies... they actually nurse longer than Kid did!
3. Hippos
You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?
(Honestly this doesn't really interest me... and I don't watch many shows with an audience... but I'll go along with this 1st pick...)
1. Oprah's Favorite Things
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You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
(Little known fact Mrs F doesn't love ice cream, but when I have it these are my top picks..)
1. Peppermint
2. Mint Chocolate Chip
3. Cookies and Cream
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. Kid's Medicine
2. At Least 6 crumpled Target Receipts
3. Credit Card Wallet
4. Diaper (clean or dirty)
5. Used Kleenex
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
(Let's pretend I have every talent?!?)
1. FBI Agent
2. Lawyer
3. Life Coach
4. T.V. Chef
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. All those guys you think you are going to marry when you've only been dating 6 weeks... ummm... let's just say you don't...
2. Some things at home are going to get worse before they get better but you'll make it through
3. You do get to have the life you are hoping for
4. If you could just accept that you need to workout now you would save yourself a LOT of grief later on
You know me... I'll participate... but... this is where memes go to die! And yes I get that this is my passive aggressive way of acting out against authority.
UPDATE:
Okay maybe that makes me sound bitchy? Well I am not bitchy... passive aggressive yes... but never bitchy! So I've changed my mind... I'm tagging eurydice and Heather... you both had it coming!
