Eight is Enough

Okie Dokie Haley tagged me for this movie meme. I believe the original version required 15 quotes... um... not happening... so I'm following Haley's lead and I'll give you 8.
If you are the first to identify the quote you will get the great glory and honor you deserve bestowed upon you right here in the original post (can't beat that). Guess away in the comments. No cheating please!

#1 "Someday you'll find a man, a good man, and you'll love him, and marry him, and live and die for him. And I'll be hanged if I stand by and watch. " (Little Women, Andrea)

#2 "The game starts now. You have to score one thousand points. If you do that, you take home a tank with a big gun. Each day we will announce the scores from that loudspeaker. The one who has the fewest points will have to wear a sign that says "Jackass" on his back. There are three ways to lose points. One, turning into a big crybaby. Two, telling us you want to see your mommy. Three, saying you're hungry and want something to eat. " (Life is Beautiful, Rosalie)

#3 "I had two heart attacks, an abortion, did crack... while I was pregnant. Other than that, I'm fine." (this quote is translated)

"She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as "How many people are having an orgasm right now?" " (this quote also is translated) (Amélie, Haley)

#4 "Because they look like that hadn't been given anything in a long time."

"Think you can make anymore damn noise, what that damn car of yours?" (The War, Eileen)

#5 "I think if people see this footage, they'll say Oh, my God, that's horrible. And then they'll go on eating their dinners." (Hotel Rwanda, Feener)

#6 "Don't take away my Telemundo! " (Fun with Dick and Jane, Jasmine)

#7 "I don't need to speak to him. He's driving an Edsel, for Christ's sake." (Mermaids, Anon)

#8 "At my signal, unleash hell. " (Gladiator, John Howard)

More Mrs Furious Factoids

Yesterday Tina tagged me with this meme. So here you go... more fascinating lame Mrs Furious facts...
Don't worry Bi0nicw0man yours is next!

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?

1. Produce: Broccoli
2. Bakery: Blueberry Muffin (just one... for me)
3. Meat: Pork Tenderloin
4. Frozen: Van's Hearty Oat Maple Fusion Waffles
5. Dairy: 1/2 & 1/2


Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?

(you all know I'm just wearing what I have on today tomorrow anyway)
1. Underwear
2. Nursing Nightgown (no seriously it is HOT)
3. Socks


If I was to listen in on your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

1. Where's Mama?.. Boo!
2. Thank You (yes... I'm surprisingly polite!)
3. Badass
4. Interesting...
5. That's Unusual


So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

1. Being with my kids
2. eating every 2 hours
3. laughing


We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

1. Talking on The Phone
2. Baking
3. Working Out
4. Reading
5. Writing a New Post


We are going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

1. Elephants
2. Gorillas... Love to watch them nurse their babies... they actually nurse longer than Kid did!
3. Hippos


You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?

(Honestly this doesn't really interest me... and I don't watch many shows with an audience... but I'll go along with this 1st pick...)
1. Oprah's Favorite Things
2.
3.
4.


You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

(Little known fact Mrs F doesn't love ice cream, but when I have it these are my top picks..)
1. Peppermint
2. Mint Chocolate Chip
3. Cookies and Cream


Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

1. Kid's Medicine
2. At Least 6 crumpled Target Receipts
3. Credit Card Wallet
4. Diaper (clean or dirty)
5. Used Kleenex


You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

(Let's pretend I have every talent?!?)
1. FBI Agent
2. Lawyer
3. Life Coach
4. T.V. Chef


If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

1. All those guys you think you are going to marry when you've only been dating 6 weeks... ummm... let's just say you don't...
2. Some things at home are going to get worse before they get better but you'll make it through
3. You do get to have the life you are hoping for
4. If you could just accept that you need to workout now you would save yourself a LOT of grief later on


You know me... I'll participate... but... this is where memes go to die! And yes I get that this is my passive aggressive way of acting out against authority.


UPDATE:
Okay maybe that makes me sound bitchy? Well I am not bitchy... passive aggressive yes... but never bitchy! So I've changed my mind... I'm tagging eurydice and Heather... you both had it coming!