Wednesday, November 21, 2007

More Mrs Furious Factoids

Yesterday Tina tagged me with this meme. So here you go... more fascinating lame Mrs Furious facts...
Don't worry Bi0nicw0man yours is next!

I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?

1. Produce: Broccoli
2. Bakery: Blueberry Muffin (just one... for me)
3. Meat: Pork Tenderloin
4. Frozen: Van's Hearty Oat Maple Fusion Waffles
5. Dairy: 1/2 & 1/2

Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. You're only allowed to bring 3 articles of clothing with you. So, what's in your bag?

(you all know I'm just wearing what I have on today tomorrow anyway)
1. Underwear
2. Nursing Nightgown (no seriously it is HOT)
3. Socks

If I was to listen in on your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?

1. Where's Mama?.. Boo!
2. Thank You (yes... I'm surprisingly polite!)
3. Badass
4. Interesting...
5. That's Unusual

So, what 3 things do you find yourself doing every single day, and if you didn't get to do, you probably wouldn't be in the best mood?

1. Being with my kids
2. eating every 2 hours
3. laughing

We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?

1. Talking on The Phone
2. Baking
3. Working Out
4. Reading
5. Writing a New Post

We are going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?

1. Elephants
2. Gorillas... Love to watch them nurse their babies... they actually nurse longer than Kid did!
3. Hippos

You just scored tickets to the taping of any show that comes on t.v. of your choice. You can pick between 4, so what are you deciding between?

(Honestly this doesn't really interest me... and I don't watch many shows with an audience... but I'll go along with this 1st pick...)
1. Oprah's Favorite Things

You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?

(Little known fact Mrs F doesn't love ice cream, but when I have it these are my top picks..)
1. Peppermint
2. Mint Chocolate Chip
3. Cookies and Cream

Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?

1. Kid's Medicine
2. At Least 6 crumpled Target Receipts
3. Credit Card Wallet
4. Diaper (clean or dirty)
5. Used Kleenex

You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?

(Let's pretend I have every talent?!?)
1. FBI Agent
2. Lawyer
3. Life Coach
4. T.V. Chef

If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?

1. All those guys you think you are going to marry when you've only been dating 6 weeks... ummm... let's just say you don't...
2. Some things at home are going to get worse before they get better but you'll make it through
3. You do get to have the life you are hoping for
4. If you could just accept that you need to workout now you would save yourself a LOT of grief later on

You know me... I'll participate... but... this is where memes go to die! And yes I get that this is my passive aggressive way of acting out against authority.

Okay maybe that makes me sound bitchy? Well I am not bitchy... passive aggressive yes... but never bitchy! So I've changed my mind... I'm tagging eurydice and Heather... you both had it coming!


angie said...

dude, oprah over Colbert or Stewart???? What the? You know Mr. F would freak if you could get those tickets


Mrs. Furious said...

Mr F would rather have all the free Oprah stuff... believe me!

Stewart... yes... for him.. but he doesn't like Colbert as much which is hilarious because Colbert is like my comedic Wonder Twin!

But honestly neither of us watch either of these shows anymore... VERY little TV is goin' on over here these days.

Heather said...

Can you see me shaking my fist at you? Shaking FIST SHAKING FIST! Dammit, I'm very busy scouring the doorbuster circulars for deals!

Mr Furious said...

I actually saw The Daily Show taped when I lived in NYC.

Back when tickets were a bit easier to come by (I assume)...Craig Kilborn was still hosting and Rob Estes (Melrose Place, Silk Stalkings) was the guest.

Mrs. Furious said...

I'm sorry.... so sorry ...
at least it is a fill in the blank!

Mr Furious said...

Yeah, free stuff wins the day. I'd rather get a free iPod and fancy-ass cookie* (or whatever) than watch Jon Stewart interview a NY Times reporter...

*Mrs F can keep all the expensive lotions and cahhsmere scarves and everything else, just give me the gadgets and sweets. Oink.

Mr Furious said...

How come you didn't tag me? I'm struggling for material...

eurydice said...

damn it!

but i'll do it... i am at work after all.

Mrs. Furious said...

Oh... Mr F... I'll tag you tomorrow... I've still got one more to go.

and as for why not?

you don't shop, watch tv, or carry a purse!

angie said...

ah, forgot about the free stuff. that does rock.

no colbert loving over there. shocking. :-)

Heather said...

I will only forgive you if you teach me how to do the crossed out typing thing. Strikethrough font, I believe they call it in the fancier circles.

Mrs. Furious said...

sure thing Heather... I've put the instructions up on your site.

P.O.M. said...

Ok, I know I don't know you, but I have a feeling you would be a good life coach. I didn't even know what a life coach was until I saw it on Nip/Tuck - and that life coach was a transexual who slept with her client and his father.

katieo said...

ok, Oprah's Favorite thing's show is a no brainer. (And Angie, my husband would die of happiness with the thought of tickets to Colbert...)

I say "That's unusual" all the time. but with the emphasis on "That's." (yes, you needed to know that)

And at the job fair, you forgot #5: pro-blogger.

(and lol p.o.m.!)

Mrs. Furious said...

lol P.O.M.
Your assessment is spot on I would make a fantastic life coach... but I think I'll just stick with being a biological woman for now.

Mrs. Furious said...


Now you have me walking around saying "that's unusual" over and over trying to decipher which word I'm emphasizing more the "that's" or the "unusual".

I still think it is the "unusual" ...

Heather said...

"Where?" She whines...

In the comments? Which post? Wha? Where am I?

Mrs. Furious said...

I wish there was an abbreviation for chuckling...

anyway I'll just tell you here:

much like the HTML tag for italics or bold you do the same thing with an s in place of the i or b. You know you put these <> around it... what the hell are these <> called anyway? Got it? I can't write it out or it will just be read as code!

katieo said...

I have no idea how I've managed to be blogging this long and not pick up how to do bold or italics. (and yet somehow I picked up strikethroughs...)

(btw- I think they're called carrots)

Mrs. Furious said...

and not pick up how to do bold or italics.

well... bonus for you... now you know!
i for italics and b for bold.

Thankfully Mr F was in these waters for quite awhile before I jumped in!

Mrs. Furious said...


I can't find where I put it for the life of me! This is making me feel a little CRAZY. Well I put it above and I emailed it to you.

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