Sunday, November 18, 2007

Picture This

Mr F is standing at the sink... I am toasting my waffles when somthing catches my eye: his midsection. I grab the camera and subtly try and take a few shots of his gut.


"What are you doing?" Mr F asks

"Nothing" I respond

"Are you taking pictures for my shirt?" Mr F asks

(okay...yeah if that's what you want to think... really I'm snapping some "before" shots without permission)

"I know it looks dorky, I don't ever tuck my shirts in... have you seen me tuck in my shirts except when I'm wearing a suit?" Mr F continues in a defensive tizzy

"What's going on?" Kid asks

"Mom's trying to start some trouble but she doesn't know that I'm already riled up" Mr F replies


Oooh I'm scared...

19 comments:

Mr Furious said...

"Before what?"

Apparently this is the kind of scrutiny one must endure when married to a combination of Richard Simmons/Oprah/Dr. Oz/Dr. Phil/Lisa Ling...

Mrs. Furious said...

"Before what?"
nice try... Mr F has been "dieting" for the last 6 months w/o much actual weight loss.

Lisa Ling?!?..

I love her and her crazy behind the walls of maximum security prisons.. so I'll take it!


Everyone should note that in fairness I did take the pictures to be funny not to be highly critical... I'm crazy but not mean.

Mr Furious said...

Just so you all know, this is how we flirt.

Mrs. Furious said...

lol

If you all are wondering our relationship is exactly like the first hour and fifteen minutes of every romantic comedy you have ever seen... you know the part before the actual romance!

michelline said...

I'm still wondering where the gut is? Can someone please point it out to me? I was thinking wow. He's skinny.

Mr Furious said...

Can't wait to meet you, Mich... :-)

Mr Furious said...

Even, more importantly, I can't wait for Mrs F to meet you!

Mrs. Furious said...

yeah Michelline... I was kind of diappointed that I couldn't really see it in the pictures either... but I had already committed myself to this post so I had to keep going :)

Mr F has lost 14 lbs since February. He did want to kick it up and lose more this summer. Realistically he would like to drop about 10 more pounds. He is certainly not FAT, but his doctor has been telling him he is officially "overweight" for the last 3 years. He has heart disease in his family and is a typical "carry the weight around the midsection" risk factor man.

Danielle said...

I don't see a gut either, but is that an "Up North" shirt I'm seeing? (snicker, snicker)

Mrs. Furious said...

Damn it... alright my (possible passive agressive response to yesterday's annoyance) attempts to make fun of Mr F's gut didn't pan out...

Up North

yes it is... how do you know that?!?

Danielle said...

I live in California now, but I bleed green and white Mrs. F...

Mrs. Furious said...

Ahhh...
fortunately for you despite our location we are not Wolverine fans!

Amy said...

"Just so you all know, this is how we flirt."

You guys are so gonna do it tonite.

Mrs. Furious said...

lol... un-freaking-likely... there is one sick baby rolling around in the bed upstairs as we speak!

Amy said...

What? Baby snot/spit/throwup isn't sexy? It always gets me in the mood.

angie said...

fortunately for you despite our location we are not Wolverine fans


Traitor! I guess this has to be the end of our friendship. I mean I know you aren't the biggest fan, but come on. To deny the wolverines when you can hear the roar of the crowd (yea, i know that was last season)....

Mrs. Furious said...

Well Amy.. you and your husband should come over here... you'd be getting plenty of action ;)

Mrs. Furious said...

I mean I know you aren't the biggest fan, but come on

not the biggest fan?!? HA!
Well at least I'm not a fan of an opposing team either ;)

Deb said...

He's enormous.





Okay, he's not. Next to Hubby, Mr. Furious could be a model for Bowflex.

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