Yeah that's true...
except:
when I'm nursing the baby
changing her diaper
dressing her
making my breakfast
feeding the baby
taking a shower
getting dressed
making your breakfast
getting you dressed
making my shopping list
making your lunch
taking you to school
doing errands
doing the laundry
nursing the baby
putting the baby to sleep
putting away the groceries
changing the baby's diaper
feeding the baby
eating lunch
picking you up from school
paying bills
vacuuming
nursing the baby
putting the baby to sleep
feeding the baby
reading you books
dancing with you
crafting you heirloom quality nylon pigs
making dinner
eating dinner
working out
and nursing the baby...
but yeah the rest of the time I'm ALWAYS online!
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LOL! I get the exact same thing from Libby.
>crafting you heirloom quality nylon pigs
Pig? What pig? ;) LOL!!
I usually do feel guilty whenever she says stuff like this but then I really did say all this to her and I realized... I do so much crap all day.... I deserve this!
lol... I almost wrote donkey pig
I don't see sleep on the list... oh, that's right...
Hey! How'd you get online?!?
both girls are asleep... I did all the dishes (and put them away) programmed the dishwasher and got my coffee already to go. Oh... and the monsterous pile of halloween shit on the dining room table?... gone... yeah that's right you can actually eat with your food on a flat surface again. BEHOLD!
...you forgot:
pulling the spoons out of Mr. F's butt.
You'd better start slacking Missy, or Mr. F is going to go away more often! Don't be productive! Fall apart! Wear sweat pants -- I mean really gross 80s sweat pants with overly-elastic waists. Don't bathe. This is how to prevent him from going on trips again!
LOL Amy...
it is ironic I left that off... since I spend at least 90% of my time doing that job!
Heather
yeah my ususal MO is "I'm so capable I don't really need you".. that you scares the shit out of him and he won't go anywhere for a LONG time ;)
but ugly sweats and not showering is a lot easier....
My 15 yr. old said that to me (via IM no less) yesterday. I just laughed and rubbed it in that we were eating one of his favorites, homemade potato soup, for dinner. That'll teach him!
I swear I gave my 10 year old a very similar list the other day since that seems to be his mantra lately!
Hi Carrie
At least it appears I am in good company!
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