Yes, he does the dishes.
But the reason I'm married to him is because he watched Saving Sarah Cain last night, a Lifetime Original Movie, about an orphaned Amish family (yes take that ALL in).
Just wait it gets better.
In reference to the funeral scene wherein a fancy city slicker awkwardly shows up late (bearing flowers no less) and then has her cell phone go off Mr F said...
"That's like the worst case scenario."
"What your cell phone going off at an Amish funeral?" I asked.
"Yeah. It's bad enough that she's an Englisher." Mr F replied.
Then he smiled up at me and said "Do you love me?"
Yes I do.