Friday, August 14, 2009

Mis(sed)Communication

"I'm really tired, I'm going to bed soon." Mrs F tells Mr F after getting the kids down.

"Oh." Mr F replies somewhat shocked regarding the unusually early hour.

About a half hour later Mrs F returns from their room.

"Alright I'm going to bed. If you want to snuggle me I'll be in my boudoir." She says then returns to their room.

After a bit Mr F does finally come into the room.

The lights are on.

Mrs F is fully dressed reading a book.

Mr F lies down.

"Want to turn off the lights and shut the door?" Mrs F suggests.

Mr F does, then lies down.

Several minutes later realizing that the point had not been driven home hard enough Mrs F says...

"You can commence having sex with me."

"OH... well... um... you're kind of springing this on me." Mr F stutters.

Seriously?!

Mrs F rolled over and went to sleep.

13 comments:

Liz said...

Men are stupid...they need a little more in terms of physical hints...if you were naked and reading a book, or told him to shut the lights off and get naked he might have picked up on it sooner... :)

Mrs Furious said...

Liz,
If I was naked... believe you me... the lights would have been off ;)

Robin said...

the post was funny enough, but this, "If I was naked... believe you me... the lights would have been off ;)"

Bahahaha!! i hear ya

HaleyBird said...

Damn girl, you must be a wild cat to elicit such alarm!

Mrs Furious said...

Haley,
Bwahaha. I'm thinking wild cat would imply a sex life that's more frequent than ours ;)

Robin,
Oh dude... LIGHTS OFF!!!!

julie said...

hilarious!!

Karen said...

Sometimes they are so clueless. When we where first married all I had to do was look at him and he was on it (so to speak). Now I have to practically beat him over the head for him to "get it"

Mrs Furious said...

Karen,
"Now I have to practically beat him over the head for him to "get it""
Yeah... clearly... we're in that phase.


Julie,
I could NOT believe that he didn't know what I was talking about. Seriously... what the heck?!

Torey said...

i have a male friend who is really into reptiles (yeah, he's really cool) he says he wishes human were like reptiles and would do something obvious like turn purple when they were ready. maybe he's onto something

inkelywinkely said...

are you serious?? I think you must have placed a video camera in our home...we were just talking about how I am too "subtle" regarding this area. LOL.

northerngurl said...

SO funny!

Missives From Suburbia said...

I think my husband is generally so shocked that I initiate that he's convinced he heard me wrong.

Supermom said...

Wow!! You roll like us! Or not roll that is!
Hahahaha

We will be home tonight so call me if you want.

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