When Baby is nude (or Kid for that matter) Mr F will often come home and say something like...
"I see it's butt cheek time!"
Well... so.... Baby has kind of taken that and run with it a bit. She has taken to announcing that she has both big butt cheeks and little butt cheeks (use your imagination).
At dinner (yes it was butt cheek time... hers not ours... don't worry) Baby said to Mr F...
"Where are your little butt cheeks?"
Mr F just kind of blushed a bit.
Kid piped up "He doesn't have little butt cheeks. He has a long trunk like an elephant."
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Totally laughing my head off. I can just imagine the whole thing. Including Mr F's face. Priceless.
Oh God it was hilarious!
No...don't have to be there at all!! That is a freaking riot!! I love kids for things like that...at home...not in public! Thanks for sharing that!
Ha ha. Hilarious!!!!!!!!
Poor Mr F. He does know that it only gets worse?
love it. wicked funny.
LOL! That is crazy funny! :)
omg,that is absolutely hilarious! Did you both just crack up? I would have!
That's great :)
And hey, she said elephant and not worm :)
Oh sweet Lord!!! Laughing my butt cheeks off and planning on smiling to myself over this whilst getting my review by my District Manager tomorrow.
Thank goodness for Kid and her unknowning sense of humor!
I swear I can spell, unknowing....ugh, I stress out and forget all rules of English!
LMAO. I love the way children just say what they think. Your kids are great! I can't keep clothes on my 4 year old either. For some reason he thinks as soon as he walks in the house he's supposed to take his clothes off to get "comfortable". Really hoping that he grows out of this.
Hahahahaa!!!! OMG, that is hysterical. We call Kara's little butt cheeks her bottom. Just because I don't really know what to tell her they are. We call Kent's penis a penis, but for some reason "vagina" just sounds so horrible.
trunk like an elephant. hehe
OH MY GOSH! That is the funniest thing EVER! I had to call hubs and tell him, HILARIOUS!
OH and Robin, we call them "girl bits" or "what nots" LOL
Toots - that's pretty good. My husband and I call it her "business" when we are talking about it between ourselves. I just haven't really told her what to call it, so she just calls the whole area her bottom. Or more accurately, she calls it her "boddump."
Chris,
Yeah I figured what man doesn't want to be compared to an elephant trunk?
Robin,
We call it a "G". I have no idea why it kind of started during diaper changes with Kid. We also will call it a vagina to Kid if we're talking about a rash (she gets yeast rashes even now!) because really G refers to their labia. We also call the urethra their "pee hole". Baby always gets her parts confused and will say her butt hurts and you have to figure out which end she means. When Kid was little she called it her "little butty".
LOL!!! kids just say the darndest things!
ROFL - Mr F should be pleased that she said 'long'. Round here we call a penis a 'willy' (is that just an English term?) and 'bits' for girls. A friend used to call it her frou frou which cracked me up.
My 2 still love to be naked at 6 and 8 although we have finally got them to realise they can't go in the garden nude.
Growing up it was, "front bum", or when denoting the vaginal zone, "area."
But youngest (boy) has seen me and asked, "Where's your peeper (a term that caught on from visits with the older cousins-making it a riot around here when Nick Jr. used to direct them to 'point your peepers at this')?"
Then he asked, "do you have a bum?" I guess it's a good question to ask someone with no penis.
Gup has figured out this penis thing "My penis. Dada have penis. Mama, no penis. Poor Mama" he likes to ask where people's penises are.
N almost died in the ped's office when Gup kept asking about "Where is Dada's penis? In Dada's pants? Dada take penis work?" The nurse was trying so hard NOT to listen. "Yes. Shhh. . .Yes, it's in my pants. SHhhhhh. . .Gup. yes, Dada's penis goes with me to work. Can we talk about something else???PLEASE!"
Hilarious!
Oh, I just about died of a combination of laughter and embarrassment...
Kid is always trying to catch me peeing, etc. It's a nightmare. I don't want to make a big deal about it, but she's old enough now that i can't handle it.
Torey, that's hilarious...
I thought "G" was a carryover from your nieces?
I totally snorted. That is awesome.
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