Mrs F holds Kid by the shoulders and says...
"You need to sit down and eat breakfast.
You are acting like this because you didn't get enough sleep. Tonight you'll be going to bed much earlier.
Now sit down and eat.
If you keep acting like this you are going to... (desperately thinking of consequences)... regret it."
As Kid walked out the door this morning, I kissed her and said "It's been a real pleasure". Mr F snorted.
P.S. My labels are broken. In case you were wondering. I usually use them as a continuation of my post. Well it turns out you can only do that 2000 times. I'm trying to think of how to handle that. Until then I'll either be label-less or reuse some.