Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Wow. It Turns Out That Baby Is A Perv

"Bla...blllaaaa.bllllaaa" Said new baby girl.

"How do you know about that?" responds Kid.

"ga... gahhh." gurlged new baby girl.

"Oh. Alright." replied Kid.

"Huh, I guess she knows about it." Kid continues.

"What?" Mrs F asks when she walks in the room.

"Oh. She knows about my Dad's penis." Kid replies.

I walked right into that one.


Mr Furious said...

Oh, sweet Jesus.

We're lucky these kids are nowhere near talking.

Andrea said...

thats hilarious and do let me know when this stage ends as our three year old is knee deep in it, funniset thing to happen yet we were visitng family and they have a mastiff very lg. dog well he was a little happy to say the least my lovely daughter blurts out look he has a penis like daddy Ive never wantd to push my kid off the deck so fast. I dont believe its helping to have another penis in the house either baby brother is all to happy to expose himself all the time!

Me, Only Better said...

That made me laugh! LOL!

Supermom said...


Thanks for the laugh! I so needed this morning.

Michelle :)

Mrs Furious said...

Sorry to say no time soon. Kid's been into it since about 3-4 years old and she's 7 now. She came home from school yesterday and added to her chore chart...

Change Diapers

I said "hmm... why do I think you mean change [baby boy]'s diapers?"

And she just started laughing hysterically.

Kiki said...

I don't even know what to say....I'm laughing so hard I can barely hold my phone to type this!!!!

Smitty said...

Smitty Jr. threw some attitude at Mrs. Smitty once, in that she couldn't read him a particular book because she didn't "have a penis like daddy."

Sure, the look I got when I laughed could have melted steel, but that was disturbingly funny, as it is *not* an attitude commonly found in the Smitty household. One of those out-of-the-blue things.

(as a side note, I did reinforce with him later that his response was inappropriate - using 4 year old vocabulary)

Mrs Furious said...

I guess I need you to explain it to me in 4 year old terms too... I don't know why but there is something about kids saying something so totally inappropriate that kills me EVERY time. Well... except when they are talking about my private parts... and then it is NOT FUNNY.

Smitty said...

I guess I need you to explain it to me in 4 year old terms too

Oh, it was funny indeed. I just don't want to raise a sexist, and Smitty Jr. can be pretty hard on Mrs. Smitty sometimes.

Mrs Furious said...

That's interesting. Is he 4?

BsOnlyToots said...

OMG I seriously chuckled reading that! Kid is so friggin hilarious!

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