I weighed myself today.
I cannot believe it is even humanly possible to gain a pound a day... but... folks... apparently that is exactly what happened while I was away.
It's alright. Maybe that's what I needed.
So eight pounds is now 15 freaking pounds.
Action is now being taken.
Just refresh your memory, I used to look like this in my bathing suit:
I don't even fit in that suit anymore... much less look like that.
I'm bringing it back peeps.