"My underwear is soaked for some reason." Baby announces as she walks out onto the porch.
"You peed." I suggest.
"Uh... I tried to clean it up with toilet paper, but, it didn't work." Baby adds.
Great.
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Did You Know... Mrs Furious Facts
- I love to use ellipses... even if I don't really know how
- I have a debilitating rodent phobia
- I can decorate cakes like a professional and have made 5 wedding cakes
- I have a Master's Degree in Clinical Social Work
- I am obsessed with the Amish, and have read almost every book ever published on the Amish
- I sing most of my sentences like my life is a musical... even in public
- I make up songs and jingles... even a special public service jingle about the Amish!
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- Upon Further Review
Weight Loss Stats
- Current Weight: 113
- Current Body Fat: 24.6%
- Current Goal Weight: 109-112
- Current Body Fat Goal: 19%
- Original 2007 Goal Weight: 118
- Original 2007 Goal Body Fat: 22%
- Highest Pregnancy Weight 01/07: 178
- Pre- Pregnancy 2006 Weight: 126
This Week's Goals
- Save Us Money!!!!
- mindful eating
Measurements
Current as of 12/26/08:
neck - 12.5
bust (in sports bra) - 34.5
waist - 29.5
at belly button - 32.5
hips - 35
widest thigh - 20.5
widest calf - 12
flexed bicep - 10.5
personal "best" on 5/16/08:
neck - 12.5
bust (in sports bra) - 34.5
waist - 28
at belly button - 31.5
hips - 33.5
widest thigh 19.5
widest calf - 12
flexed bicep - 10.5
2 Years Running Baby!
Mrs Furious Motivates
Mrs Furious Cooks
- Brown Sugar and Ginger Salmon
- Carrot Salad
- Chewy Oatmeal Cookies
- Chicken Fajitas
- Chocolate Chip Cookies
- Christmas Treats
- Cornflake Crusted Tilapia
- Flank Steak Sandwiches
- Fruit Cobbler
- Guacamole
- Kid's Chicken Soup
- Olga Bread
- Orzo with Fresh Tomato Sauce
- Peanut Noodles
- Pork Tenderloin
- Potato Leek Soup
- Pulled Pork
- Salmon Noodle Casserole
- Scallion & Ginger Shrimp w/ Noodles
- Sugar Cookies
- Sweet Potato & Molasses Beef Stew
- The Easiest Bread Loaf
- Tomato & Meatball Soup
- Tortellini with Bacon
Enjoy but please keep this in mind...
Except when otherwise noted all recipes are the personal and creative property of Mrs Furious. Although you are welcome to cook them up and share them with your neighbor.... any attempt to reprint or profit from them is not permitted.
4 comments:
omg...that is so funny.
well, funny for me to read. Not so funny for you to clean up.
just yesterday i came downstairs and my little one was wiping the bathroom floor with toilet paper i asked what happened, she said i peed. i said go wash your hands and i cleaned it up, she brought a new dress down and asked me to put it on, as i did i realized she had not changed her underwear and they were sopping wet ??? so she wants a new dress, will clean the floor BUT can sit in peed undies ???
your tags on this are hilarious...
I have been reading for 45 minutes. I'm cracking up. I was a faithful reader for so long, went back to work and fell off my blog wagon. I'm back - this is too funny to miss. And makes me so glad it's not just my life.
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