How I got peed on in the night AND DIDN'T NOTICE?!
Sure I was taking a shower in my dream...
But, you'd think lying in a pool of cold piss would wake a person up.
It wasn't until Baby said something that I woke up to answer her.... and even then.... I didn't notice the bed was sopping wet.
It wasn't until I put my hand down to roll toward her that I realized there was a huge puddle of pee soaking into my mattress.
So I hurriedly stripped the bed.
Phew, it hadn't penetrated the egg crate...so... the mattress has been saved!
And I run it all into the laundry room.
I get the load started.
Then I look down and realized my shirt is completely soaked with pee.
How did I not feel that?
So I take it off and stop the machine.
But, of course, the stupid thing won't let me unlock the door.
I walk to the bathroom and find an old shirt.
Put it on.
Wash out my night shirt.
Then I realize...
My underwear is soaked.
My entire side is wet and sticky with pee.
I couldn't believe it.... I started to wonder...
IF I PEED?!
No, Thank God.
I wasn't even drinking last night.