Monday, August 2, 2010

He's Not Just The President

"Dad I saw a commercial for people to grow hair." Kid begins.

"I would enjoy you not to have a patches of no hair." She sets the stage.

"I am looking at one now." She says not so subtly.

"I enjoy you the way you are now...." Kid attempts to smooth any ruffled feathers.

"But I would enjoy you more to look like a normal dad... with hair." She nails the coffin.

7 comments:

julie said...

omg, dying here. That is so funny.

Gigs said...

Ouch! Tell Mr. F. that I know plenty of dads without hair, so whose to say what "normal" is! (However, that is still hilarious...)

gooddog said...

laughing. thank you.

Tracey - Just Another Mommy Blog said...

Dang. They sure do call'em as they see'em.

Mr Furious said...

This after the ultimate backhanded compliment on Mrs F's shirt yesterday...

Chris Howard said...

Bald is beautiful :)

Missives From Suburbia said...

I can see this coming in handy. Do you guys ever seed her with less-than-pleasant messages you want to pass along to each other? Too divisive in a marriage, you say? Oookay.

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