"Dad I saw a commercial for people to grow hair." Kid begins.
"I would enjoy you not to have a patches of no hair." She sets the stage.
"I am looking at one now." She says not so subtly.
"I enjoy you the way you are now...." Kid attempts to smooth any ruffled feathers.
"But I would enjoy you more to look like a normal dad... with hair." She nails the coffin.
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omg, dying here. That is so funny.
Ouch! Tell Mr. F. that I know plenty of dads without hair, so whose to say what "normal" is! (However, that is still hilarious...)
laughing. thank you.
Dang. They sure do call'em as they see'em.
This after the ultimate backhanded compliment on Mrs F's shirt yesterday...
Bald is beautiful :)
I can see this coming in handy. Do you guys ever seed her with less-than-pleasant messages you want to pass along to each other? Too divisive in a marriage, you say? Oookay.
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