I have a lot to say.
I could write a book about everything that has happened over the past 33 days.
But, first, I'll start with a letter:
Dear Mr Truck Driver,
While I completely understand the need/urge to pee in a bottle... and... believe me... if I could have peed in a bottle (I have) while driving (I haven't) I would have on multiple occasions during this trip. However, may I suggest you find a little nook or cranny inside your cab where you could stash it until you can find a good place to throw it away?!! I mean... instead of tossing it out of your passenger window where it will bounce 3 times before striking my front fender?
Thank you for your consideration in this matter.
Until we meet again...