Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I'm Baaaaaack

I have a lot to say.

I could write a book about everything that has happened over the past 33 days.

But, first, I'll start with a letter:

Dear Mr Truck Driver,

While I completely understand the need/urge to pee in a bottle... and... believe me... if I could have peed in a bottle (I have) while driving (I haven't) I would have on multiple occasions during this trip. However, may I suggest you find a little nook or cranny inside your cab where you could stash it until you can find a good place to throw it away?!! I mean... instead of tossing it out of your passenger window where it will bounce 3 times before striking my front fender?

Thank you for your consideration in this matter.

Until we meet again...

Yours truly,

Mrs F

13 comments:

Supermom said...

Glad you are back!!

julie said...

Yay on being back. You must feel so relieved to be done with the driving!

Eat as many croissants as you want and then freeze the rest of the baked ones.

wootini said...

MRS F!!!!

Welcome home!

I was just thinking of you, sitting here with a glass of wine and having just started in on the crack, oops I mean "The Covenant" by Beverly Lewis (spouse and kids are out of town for a couple of days!!!)

Can't wait to hear more about your trip!

Emily

BsOnlyToots said...

Yay! Glad you are home safe and sound!

Heather said...

welcome home!

Marie said...

Ahhh yes...the "trucker bomb"...

Glad you guys made it back safe. We leave tomorrow for our 18-day vacation. Going camping (in our 6-ft popup) for the whole time! A week in PA for dh's family reunion, then a week at a state park, then finish the rest off at my moms cabin.

Can't wait to catch up on your adventures when we get back...IF we get back! :-)

Robin said...

Welcome home! I know you are glad to be back. Can't wait to hear all about it.

Mmmm, croissants.

Kiki said...

Croissants = AWESOMENESS...enough to make you forget the drive from he'll and the trucker who uses the highway as his personal toilet!!! Gross!!

So glad you're home, the world seems right when you get back to regular blogging!!!

Kik

HaleyBird said...

ewwwwwwww....

Glad you made it home safe and sound -- hope you get some restful days under your belt!

Andrea said...

yuck and yum.

Anita C. McCants said...

ewwww. They could have a least
pulled over and properly disposed
it.

inkelywinkely said...

Oh, God! LOL.

Miss Theresa said...

Welcome home and enjoy the croissants!

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