"Do you want to wear no diaper today and use the potty?" I ask.
"No, I don't want to do that." Baby says.
"Why not? Big kids do it." I say.
"I'm not a big kid... I'm a big girl." Baby clarifies.
"Sissy uses the potty and she's a big girl." I explain.
"I'm not going to do that." Baby replies.
"Why not?" I ask again.
exasperated Baby looks at me with disgust and says...
"I just want to stay the way I am right now!"