Yesterday I looked out the side door and was surprised to see a small pool of water by our garbage can.
"Where did that water come from?" I asked.
"I don't know." Baby replied.
"Did you turn the sprinkler on?" I asked.
"No." She returned.
And for a moment I tried to believe her.
Then she continued...
"There must a been a water tornado or somptin."
And then I didn't.
"Must have been." I replied and went about doing kitchen things and wondering how her new ability to turn on the hose is going to wreck havoc in my life.
Five minutes later, with her hand on the door, she called over her shoulder nonchalantly:
"Actually it was me."