Mrs. Furious ... Recipes, Rants & Reality: Context

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Context

We are animals that live on the surface of a planet which is orbiting around a giant mass of fiery gas.

12 comments:

Mrs Furious said...: Don't worry even Mr F didn't get it...

And I said "that's just the kind of stuff I think about when I'm putting Baby to bed"... and Mr F said... "yeah I think about that all the time."

Which made me laugh because I was like "then why didn't you get it?"; May 18, 2008 at 6:15 PM
Julie said...: Tom gets it.

I was like huh.; May 18, 2008 at 7:01 PM
Mrs Furious said...: LOL... Yay Tom!!

I actually think about our animal-ness all the time... more since having kids. I have always wondered if everyone does or not.; May 18, 2008 at 7:07 PM
Julie said...: Yup, this is just the stuff Tom would ponder while putting Murphy to bed as a little one (now he just falls asleep.); May 18, 2008 at 9:23 PM
Deb said...: I thought very hard about our animal-ness yesterday while watching a mother monkey pull poop out of her baby monkey's hiney. Initially I thought, "I suppose I'd do that for my kid if I had to." Then I thought, "But I'd use a rubber glove for sure."

I think up new product ideas when I'm doing the bedtime routine. I have a brilliant concept for a plunger, and if Hubby would just get on the development of it, we'd be millionaires.; May 18, 2008 at 10:08 PM
Mrs Furious said...: Deb,
You will appreciate that at the tender age of 10 I invented Puffs Plus and I can remember sitting in the car with all the pre-moisturized kleenexes and talking to my mom about how I wanted to patent them. Wouldn't you know it wasn't more than a couple months later when Puffs Plus showed up on the shelves. Bastards. I could have been a millionaire.; May 18, 2008 at 10:21 PM
Mr Furious said...: It's not that i didn't "get it", I thought it was wacky quote from Kid...

Oh, and Deb I thought for sure Mrs F was going to relate the story of how we had to help the horribly constipated Kid Furious "birth" her poops as a toddler...

It involved hands (mine) and we did NOT have gloves.

Poor Kid.; May 18, 2008 at 10:51 PM
Mrs Furious said...: I was going to actually... but thought better of it and went a different route.

Yes... it was horrific.; May 18, 2008 at 10:57 PM
Deb said...: I'm really glad Mr. F stepped in to fill the void on that little family anecdote. "Birthed" is such a visual-inducing word.

Our genius will never be appreciated in our time, Mrs. F.; May 18, 2008 at 11:18 PM
Mr Furious said...: "Birthed" is such a visual-inducing word.

It was no fucking joke. You could use the word "crowning" if you really needed the visual.

I felt so bad for her that I was crying...; May 19, 2008 at 12:48 PM
Mrs Furious said...: Mr F,
Jesus Christ... possibly too much freaking info!!!; May 19, 2008 at 2:20 PM
Julie said...: I once helped Jack birth a poop.; May 19, 2008 at 4:26 PM