Don't worry even Mr F didn't get it...And I said "that's just the kind of stuff I think about when I'm putting Baby to bed"... and Mr F said... "yeah I think about that all the time." Which made me laugh because I was like "then why didn't you get it?"
Tom gets it. I was like huh.
LOL... Yay Tom!!I actually think about our animal-ness all the time... more since having kids. I have always wondered if everyone does or not.
Yup, this is just the stuff Tom would ponder while putting Murphy to bed as a little one (now he just falls asleep.)
I thought very hard about our animal-ness yesterday while watching a mother monkey pull poop out of her baby monkey's hiney. Initially I thought, "I suppose I'd do that for my kid if I had to." Then I thought, "But I'd use a rubber glove for sure."I think up new product ideas when I'm doing the bedtime routine. I have a brilliant concept for a plunger, and if Hubby would just get on the development of it, we'd be millionaires.
Deb,You will appreciate that at the tender age of 10 I invented Puffs Plus and I can remember sitting in the car with all the pre-moisturized kleenexes and talking to my mom about how I wanted to patent them. Wouldn't you know it wasn't more than a couple months later when Puffs Plus showed up on the shelves. Bastards. I could have been a millionaire.
It's not that i didn't "get it", I thought it was wacky quote from Kid...Oh, and Deb I thought for sure Mrs F was going to relate the story of how we had to help the horribly constipated Kid Furious "birth" her poops as a toddler...It involved hands (mine) and we did NOT have gloves.Poor Kid.
I was going to actually... but thought better of it and went a different route.Yes... it was horrific.
I'm really glad Mr. F stepped in to fill the void on that little family anecdote. "Birthed" is such a visual-inducing word. Our genius will never be appreciated in our time, Mrs. F.
"Birthed" is such a visual-inducing word.It was no fucking joke. You could use the word "crowning" if you really needed the visual.I felt so bad for her that I was crying...
Mr F,Jesus Christ... possibly too much freaking info!!!
I once helped Jack birth a poop.
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