Saturday, August 23, 2008

Marital Discord

"So when you shave what are you doing?" Mr F asks accusatorially

"What do you mean?... I'm switching the blades... that is your blade on the windowsill." Mrs F responds

Then thinking she gets where he's going with this she adds "You are shaving your beard, I am shaving what few hairs remain in my armpits... I do not think I am the one who is dulling the blade."

Mr F smiles sheepishly and replies simply "Oh... I guess not."

6 comments:

Reesa said...

it's so funny how differently people view things. You and Mr. F have shared a toothbrush and I freak out if my toothbrush even touches my hubby's toothbrush, let alone his mouth! I don't know why it bothers me, I love to kiss him ;)

Mrs Furious said...

Reesa,
the funny thing is that I would never share a toothbrush with him now... NASTY!

Haley said...

I once accidentally used my mom's toothbrush, and when I told her she looked SO skeeved out. I was like, "Dude, I came OUT of you."

John Howard said...

I don't know, I use my razor blades for a long time, but anytime my wife has used one of mine, even if it's new, I can tell immediately, and I can't use it anymore. I don't know if leg and armpit hair is different from facial hair or what, but I know in my experience it makes a big difference with the blade.

Elizabeth said...

My sister can't even stand it if I use her shampoo...

Mrs Furious said...

John,
Maybe it's the different shaving cream?


Elizabeth,
lol... sisters... what are you going to do?!


Haley,
bwahahaha... good one!

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