Saturday, May 30, 2009

Wartime Negotiations

You know those days when for no apparent reason you wake up in opposition to your spouse?

You go to bed friends and wake up mortal enemies.


It often sounds like this...

"Could you please stop being defensive I'm just trying to ask you a question." I say.

"I'm NOT being defensive." He replies defensively.

"That sounds pretty defensive to me..." I mutter.

13 comments:

Kiki said...

Oh goody some fun Furious blog fodder coming up for sure....

Here I swore I wasn't getting on the computer on weekends and I'm totally on...with no excuse...ugh!

Feener said...

this happens all the time on the w/e b/c one of us sleeps in late and the other has been up for a while....it just doesn't work out well.

inkelywinkely said...

Yes. Sometimes I want to commit murder.

inkelywinkely said...

Oh, Mrs F I need your wisdom!LOL.

I have just made 40 chocolate chip cookies and 11 HUGE ASS blueberry muffins with streusel topping..I want to eat one. (They are to be frozen and taken out when needed so I don't have to slave over a hot oven in 100 degree 97% humidity weather.LOL. They are out on the counter cooling)

HELP!

BsOnlyToots said...

haha! Yes yes yes! Sometimes when hubby has a day off and sleeps in late pretending like he cant hear all the kids yelling and whining for breakfast ... I am already up and when I walk in and see him laying the peacefully sleeping as chaos erupts int he living room ... I seriously want to walk over and punch him right in the face! LMAO

Mrs Furious said...

BsOnlyToots,
" I seriously want to walk over and punch him right in the face!"
Bwahahaha! I know exactly how that feels ;)


Kiki,
I wish there was more exciting drama... sometimes Mr F just has a tude... and if I call him out it only gets worse. Of course he always blames me.


Feener,
I will say that part of the problem is that I didn't sleep in... usually I do on the weekends (okay... everyday) and then I can let more stuff roll off my back attitude wise. This morning I got up and made muffins... bad move... I don't even know why I did it.


Inkelywinkey,
sometimes, if I had a gun, I actually would commit murder ;)

Oh and get those babies in the freezer ASAP!! You don't have to let them cool they'll be okay.

inkelywinkely said...

OKay, I had one muffin.

But, because they are so hard to get out of the pan, I haven't messed with them any longer.

Thank God for crap jobs on baking. LOL.

Andrea said...

I love that I can come here and find out that Im not the only wife who wants punch her husband in the face once in a while :)

Mrs Furious said...

Andrea,
Oh you are never alone in that desire. ;)

inkelywinkely said...

I send Ruby an email. :)

Mr Furious said...

Oh, please. I'm only defensive when accused (usually).

And questions like "What's your plan for the day?" are a Mrs. F. set-up—as if I actually get to plan the day.

Mrs Furious said...

Mr F,
Hmm... still sounding defensive to me...

inkelywinkely said...

LOL!

I get the same crap, Mrs. F. I call it the fucked up man gene. They just don't know how to coexist peacefully with an obviously smarter sex. :D

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