Good grief. I was only gone an hour, it's all the way across town, and you had me literally go to the four corners of the store. Baby was asleep, and there were only two registers open...And, no, I am NOT out of meds.
Shut it. My avatar rocks.
The fact that you consider that a shopping challenge is laughable.
Try having a maniacal toddler stuck under your shopping cart because she got her fat little legs caught in the under the cart slightly moveable shelf (because you had to take her out of the cart since she was attempting to throw herself from the seat)... while you have to bag ALL your own groceries... with a full line of shoppers NOT helping you and shaking their heads in disgrace at your horrible parenting choice.
Speaking of line of shoppers...when they finally opened the second register, the couple from the very end of the line (two or three behind me) stepped to the register.Baby was asleep on my shoulder so I was hoping someone else would speak up...then it was too late. I hate when people get away with shit like that.
I hate when assholes who get paid to work in the goddamn grocery store sit back and watch as you bag your own groceries. I don't mind bagging them if... say... my kid isn't screaming because she's breaking her own legs under the cart... but come on. When your done ringing me up and there are still groceries to get bagged "step to plate"!
So, were you sitting next to each other posting back and forth tonight? You guys crack me up...
Gigs,Oh yeah.Of course we crack our own selves up too ;)We'd actually say to each other "okay I commented back" instead of just saying it. We are always trying to one up each other with a funnier comeback comment... and see if we can get the other person to actually laugh out loud.It's what we do instead of having sex ;)
"It's what we do instead of having sex"I guess N and I need blogs.I love it!
"It's what we do instead of having sex" I laughed so hard I woke up the baby.
Ok, my DH definitely needs a blog then, because we had to have sex last night! I have a friend whose husband has made the comment "Do you know how much longer it will take me if I bring them???"Um, yes, as a matter of fact we all do...that's why you ALL need to go!
I'm cracking up at this entire page of comments, especially Julie's "do you know how much longer it will take me if I bring them" bit.
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