Friday, August 21, 2009

Oh No She Didn't

Last night Mr F went back into work. So instead of our usual nighttime routine I got to snuggle Kid instead of him.

"You are much warmer than Daddy." Kid remarked.

"My beauty gives off more heat." I replied teasingly.

"Well... that can't be true... you don't have very much of it." Kid stated matter-of-factly.

17 comments:

Smoochiefrog said...

Kids, gotta love them!

julie said...

LOL!

Marie said...

LOL-gotta love their uncensored point of views!

Like my 5yo in the Old Navy dressing room..when she very loudly decided to ask me "Mommy, why is your tummy all wrinkly?"

Mrs Furious said...

Marie,
LOL
Kid asked me when I was leaning over to buckly Baby in her carseat "Why is your tummy big and wrinkled and hanging down?" I said "Because you had your big old body in there and you stretched it all out."


Smoochie,
Seriously she can't believe anyone would think I was pretty. If you don't have long blonde hair then you are NOT her type.

julie,
Yes I can't wait until she a teenager and she says mean things to me on purpose. She's going to be fun ;)

sara said...

Mrs. Furious,

Now, I usually agree with Kid... but in this case... I don't think we see eye to eye...

Mrs. Furious = LOVELY lady

-SawSaw

Kiki said...

That Kid!!!! I think as time goes by you have grown lovelier...

Kelly said...

Don't you love how kids have no "spare your feelings filter"? Don't feel bad though, my four year old often asks me why I am so fat (sometimes in public), and my 7 year old said (in her best outside voice) in the middle of a store, "Oh mommy your butt's so big, it'll never fit in those jeans!"
PS I think you are a beautiful woman!

P/F said...

LOL. I'm glad I have boys. 3 y-o is prone to telling every female he encounters that she's beautiful.

...Then he'll turn and bodyslam his brother.

Supermom said...

Well, I think you are a total BABE!!! Really I do! Don't get me started on your fabulous legs!!!!

~smiling~
Michelle :)

Mr Furious said...

Blonde hair = Beauty.

And blue eyes push you over the top. It's that simple for Kid.

Lucky for me she hasn't found fault with bald and out of shape for men...

Mr Furious said...

Yet.

HaleyBird said...

Oh, snap.

It's like you've got a cute little Don Rickles running around!

Tracey - Just Another Mommy Blog said...

SLAM! Little brat. You're beautiful.

Mrs Furious said...

Thanks everyone :)

Had our first parent council meeting today (think PTA) 3 freaking hours long... those ladies are nutty. Mr F & I are now going to have some margaritas...

Miss Theresa said...

Enjoy the Margarita's...you deserve it!!!!

Psst.....you're beautimous!

Missives From Suburbia said...

PTA women scare me, and I don't even have a child old enough to require my membership in such an organization.

Missives From Suburbia said...

Uhh... I made the PTA/sniper comment on the wrong post, obviously.

Kid's idea of hotness is clearly obscured by her own blonde beauty. All your readers know better, Mrs. F.

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