Saturday Morning Musings

"How about getting some clothes on?" Mrs F suggests.

"I can't... I'm a nudist." Kid replies.


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"I need chocolate chips!" Baby demands while trying to scale the pantry.

"What do you need chocolate chips for?" Mrs F inquires.

"I need a chocolate chip for my mouth!" Baby replies.


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"You need to clean up your room. Someone could trip and die in here." Mrs F says to Kid.

"They might trip, but I scarcely think they would die." Kid retorts.


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In yesterday's Parent Council meeting someone brought up emergency plans. At some point the director mentioned in an off hand way sniper attacks as an example of an emergency the school might face. Shortly thereafter a mother suggested the school post their emergency plans on their website so that the parents could access them and be put at ease.

"I'm sorry... but you just mentioned sniper attacks... I think that posting the school's emergency plans on a public website is a terrible idea." I interjected barely able to contain myself.

Not that I think we're in danger of a sniper attack... but... come on.

Now you see what I'm dealing with...

MORONS