To find both girls trying to lick their own "moomies".
That's after I found Baby at the stove putting a pan on a burner. Oh did I mention the stove was ON and that there was a flame under another pot RIGHT next to the one she put on?!
That was a close one.
Then she found a box of buttons and came in the kitchen and spilled them all over the floor? And of course I hadn't vacuumed yet so that I had to pick them up out of the myriad crumbs and crap on the floor.
And TWO equals the number of times I've found Baby standing on our MARBLE counters today.
Whoever said staying home was boring?
The moral of this story is that when you are not engaged with your kids 100% they will find a way to engage you.
So much for taking a mental health day...