I just got a mother fucking $130 ticket.
I wasn't speeding.
My plates are freaking valid.
I have a perfect driving record.
I cut through the damn bank parking lot.
Because the road was blocked and I had to get to Kid's preschool.
And it would have been 3 fucking points on my license (can you believe that?! 3 points!)
Thankfully the officer was "being nice" and knocked the points off.