Things Mrs F has yelled in the last 30 minutes:
"Get Off Of ME!!!"
"Get Out Of The Office!"
"Where Are You Getting All These PENS?!!!"
"I Mean It... I Need Some Space!"
"Who Left All These Bibles On The Floor?!" (who do you think?)
"Go Play With Some Of Your One MILLION Toys!!"
"No... No... NO!"
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unfortunately, I don't think a woodchuck will give you the buzz necessary to get you thorough one of "those days". Maybe a bunch of them though?
Oh I've got a fridge full ;)
Thankfully due to my constant state of pregnancy or nursing for the last 6.75 years has left me with a SUPER low tolerance!!
"Who Left All These Bibles On The Floor?!" lol!
For real. You know I'm not even throwing that in for the laugh. She is such a weirdo ;)
Sweet Baby Jesus...that Kid is so freaking funny!!!
When we were in DC a week or two ago I had driven with my BIL who is confirmed to be the worst driver in the ENTIRE world...I never drink, but I did that night, at dinner. One glass of red wine and I was DRUNK....and it was a family dinner...oh yeah, fun, good times!!!
Wish I was having one with you tonight...I could use the sleep aid!!!
I'm all for more drinking and less listening!
Mmmmm that cider looks TASTY...
at least it's not soda, right?
Kiki,
Yeah the benefit of not drinking often is that when you do... it REALLY works ;)
Julie,
In that light I bought some Margarita mix while at the grocery store today... just in case ;)
Heather,
You can have one! Just need to down it and wait 3 hours before nursing/pumping for it to get out of your milk supply.
MP,
with me?!... yes. Soda is my true addiction.
I'm feeling the same way today. It's the end of the school term and I literally have a stomach-ache from all of the work my kid needs to finish.
Top that with the fact that when he takes finished assignments to school, he forgets to hand them in; thus losing points and making me insane.
I am a super-cheap date too. One drink and I am BUZZED.
Also, 3 costumes for Halloween - Not Even Started.
Amy,
Oh Mr F could tell some stories of what I'm like after 2 drinks! ;)
3 costumes?! I'm stressed enough just having them pick them out of the dress up.
I went to get my haircut tonight and the stylist asked me how I was and all I could say was "exhausted". From now through the holidays flies by and try as I might to just take it one day at a time and *enjoy* it ... it just goes too fast and is so stressful. I never feel on top of anything.
Speaking of which I must go find a picture from every year of Kid's life for her b'day sharing day. Like I have any clue where that stuff is?!!!
... which is why I bough Mango margarita mix at the grocery store today ;)
ahh, the Heaton alcohol tolerance. Takes years of determined drinking to overcome I hear. Have you SEEN my mother after two glasses of wine? The giggling!
Luckily I'm built like the Moss side. To pull a plow.
Sigh.
I guess Mame was determined then ;)
I hate those days. Especially while I'm pregnant.
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