Monday, October 27, 2008

Self Preservation


Things Mrs F has yelled in the last 30 minutes:

"Get Off Of ME!!!"

"Get Out Of The Office!"

"Where Are You Getting All These PENS?!!!"

"I Mean It... I Need Some Space!"

"Who Left All These Bibles On The Floor?!" (who do you think?)

"Go Play With Some Of Your One MILLION Toys!!"

"No... No... NO!"

14 comments:

Colleen said...

unfortunately, I don't think a woodchuck will give you the buzz necessary to get you thorough one of "those days". Maybe a bunch of them though?

Mrs Furious said...

Oh I've got a fridge full ;)

Thankfully due to my constant state of pregnancy or nursing for the last 6.75 years has left me with a SUPER low tolerance!!

Julie said...

"Who Left All These Bibles On The Floor?!" lol!

Mrs Furious said...

For real. You know I'm not even throwing that in for the laugh. She is such a weirdo ;)

Kiki said...

Sweet Baby Jesus...that Kid is so freaking funny!!!

When we were in DC a week or two ago I had driven with my BIL who is confirmed to be the worst driver in the ENTIRE world...I never drink, but I did that night, at dinner. One glass of red wine and I was DRUNK....and it was a family dinner...oh yeah, fun, good times!!!

Wish I was having one with you tonight...I could use the sleep aid!!!

Julie said...

I'm all for more drinking and less listening!

Heather said...

Mmmmm that cider looks TASTY...

Mary Poppins said...

at least it's not soda, right?

Mrs Furious said...

Kiki,
Yeah the benefit of not drinking often is that when you do... it REALLY works ;)


Julie,
In that light I bought some Margarita mix while at the grocery store today... just in case ;)


Heather,
You can have one! Just need to down it and wait 3 hours before nursing/pumping for it to get out of your milk supply.

MP,
with me?!... yes. Soda is my true addiction.

Amy said...

I'm feeling the same way today. It's the end of the school term and I literally have a stomach-ache from all of the work my kid needs to finish.

Top that with the fact that when he takes finished assignments to school, he forgets to hand them in; thus losing points and making me insane.

I am a super-cheap date too. One drink and I am BUZZED.

Also, 3 costumes for Halloween - Not Even Started.

Mrs Furious said...

Amy,
Oh Mr F could tell some stories of what I'm like after 2 drinks! ;)

3 costumes?! I'm stressed enough just having them pick them out of the dress up.

I went to get my haircut tonight and the stylist asked me how I was and all I could say was "exhausted". From now through the holidays flies by and try as I might to just take it one day at a time and *enjoy* it ... it just goes too fast and is so stressful. I never feel on top of anything.

Speaking of which I must go find a picture from every year of Kid's life for her b'day sharing day. Like I have any clue where that stuff is?!!!

... which is why I bough Mango margarita mix at the grocery store today ;)

Elizabeth said...

ahh, the Heaton alcohol tolerance. Takes years of determined drinking to overcome I hear. Have you SEEN my mother after two glasses of wine? The giggling!
Luckily I'm built like the Moss side. To pull a plow.

Sigh.

Mrs Furious said...

I guess Mame was determined then ;)

Missives From Suburbia said...

I hate those days. Especially while I'm pregnant.

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